OK, frankly, I’m getting pretty tired of seeing people playing the harpstrings of international humanitarianism while flailing to defend the invasion of Iraq. Their grubby, dirty hands are making its chords sound like a chimp in an oval office room banging pots together.
So, I invite you all to whip it out and show how much you truly and deeply care about the plight of unfortunate mankind. You may peruse this leftist rag and pick up some ammunition with which you will surely step to the forefront and demand troop deployment to aid the suffering in Sudan. I mean, you obviously care so insanely deeply about a horrible dictator like Saddam, you SURELY must be grinding your teeth in AGONY about this bloody conflict.
FURTHERMORE, Sudan has played host to Osama bin Laden, and was suspected by the American intelligence of producing nerve toxins. This nation is a prime example of Muslim extremists spreading their hatred of Freedom.
I fully expect a march to the ballot box in support of immediate action. Operation Doubleplus Good Sudan must begin as soon as possible, before another life is tragically lost.
Because you give a damn.
Because you care about people.
Because you support Freedom.
Because you are a proud American, and absolutely will not let something as horrendous as this - as bad as, if not worse, than Saddam’s war against the Kurds.
I mean, good god! These people even have PLANES! They could attack AMERICA next! Why isn’t this a national issue now? I’m sure the Bush Administration is on the verge of a major announcement about this tragedy.
I’m sure you’re already salivating about this opportunity to provide for a torn and suffering nation. It has all of the aspects of Iraq, and then some! And it is happening RIGHT NOW!
Shine up that white armor and unstrap the feedbag from the warhorse, I have a feeling that the bleeding heart conservatives are going to be on this like flies on shit.
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Or not.