Powell: You know, the situation in your country reminds me of the situation in Iraq a few years back. The Baathists were committing genocide against the Kurds and everybody was wringing their hands about it and doing nothing. Of course, that situation has changed radically now. The Baathists are out of power and the Kurds are in control of their lands, with plenty of U.S. backing to keep them that way.
President Omar el-Bashir: Surely you do not believe our government has been engaging in genocidal activities!
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Powell: **Spare me the bullshit, I’m not a reporter. I’m a messenger. And the message I have for you is that unless you rein in your rapist bully boys for good, the next message you’ll be getting will be from the turret of one of our tanks, and your job description will change from “President” to “fugitive from a war crimes tribunal.”
President Omar el-Bashir: But world opinion …
Powell: Will be on our side this time. Everybody knows you’ve been running a genocide op here, and nobody except Al-Qaeda’s gonna be your friend. And we’re already at war with Al-Qaeda.
Of course, we won’t engage in any prolonged nation-building activities this time. We’ll just arm the southern Sudanese – very, very well, and provide them with air cover and let them fend for themselves. We’re betting they’ll be very happy to do so, with proper arms and some training.
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President Omar el-Bashir:** But then they could very well overrun us, and we will be the victims of all the genocide and rape.
Powell: Yeah, that’ll be terrible. We’ll be sure and deplore it and wring our hands for at least as much time as we’ve spent deploring and wringing our hands over what you guys have been up to, before we take action.
President Omar el-Bashir: What is the point of replacing one set of genocide victims with another?
Powell: That’s not really the outcome we are looking for. You have it in you power to prevent such events. All you have to do is call your bully boys off, and keep 'em off. We hope that events do not go to extremes in regard to your people, but since you’ve already pushed things to extremes for the people in Darfur, we feel we have to act. And we will. And no amount of faking it will work, either. We want action, or we’ll take you down.
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President Omar el-Bashir: I will take this message and give it much thought.
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Powell: Think hard. We’ve already got a task force underway to this area and we’re setting up deals for land bases with some of your neighbors who do not love you at all.
Of course, this conversation will never occur, but I believe it would get some results if it occurred, and if there were credible evidence that Powell’s words carried weight.