Do they put on silk pajamas and climb into a bed with silk sheets before commencing the licking?
I’m here to raise the signal to noise ratio and feed my ego.
A functioning brain would be nice.
The ability to contribute to and participate smoothly in interesting discussions.
A point of view with something to offer the rest of us.
Perhaps an entertaining anecdote or two.
Stimulating adult-level conversation.
Consciousness enough to be able to read, comprehend, and obey simple guidelines of behavior that we all share to make this experience pleasant for all.
Sorry - were those too much for you?
I love this and desire more.
I honestly don’t understand what’s happening in this thread.
Attention whore getting attention.
I teach kids, so I get it. Any attention is good attention.
And this is why spelling is important. Without it, you can’t tell whether you’re being called a stereotypical patriotic American, or a pubic hairpiece.
Well, that and context.
Tomāto, tomăto. 
Humiliate the sensitive
Discombobulate the obsessive
Incriminate the innocent
Don’t mess with Mr. Nice Guy! 
Say “beer can” in what North Americans think of as a “British” accent, then “Bacon” in a Jamaican accent.
I stand by my nitpickery. 
If this is the prevailing Australian attitude, no wonder they lost in Vietnam.
See if you can decipher this common Australian phrase: “Eye-level arch play devoisters.”
See also Emma Chisit.
- With Tabasco!
- $2 a dozen.
<replace.text> “555”, “let’s all throw rocks into the quarry”
And for our next writers’ group, the assignment is to create a short story in which the hero cannot legitimately tell by context the difference between a stereotypical patriotic American and a pubic hairpiece.
Where the hell are you paying $2 a dozen?!
I need to get over there ASAP.
We are now enemies.