But somehow I doubt this spam email I just got.
Should they at least use punctuation if they are going to hand out degrees?
Wonder what the wording and spelling is on your “diploma”?
If it is based on life expierence lets see…
Master of Master…
(don’t see how a degree would help there)
A doctorate in Staring at pretty girls.
Maybe
Hey, I’m a non-accredited University, and I can spell! Want to get a diploma from me? Send me $20 and I’ll whip something up in Publisher for ya. Send me $40 and I’ll even get someone to translate it into Latin so it looks even fancier!
Just because they’re not accredited doesn’t mean they don’t count! Whee!
Personally, I once told Lady Chance I wanted to be ordained. She reminded me I was a Jew and told me to stop being an idiot.
Wise woman, isn’t she?
Now, now, Mr. Stibbons, you just get back to digging all that honey out of Hex.