We’ll personally with all the over the top, offensive stereotyping going around(Bush as out of control cowboy, Blair as his spineless bitch, Powell as an Uncle Tom sellout to the repubs, Chirac as a cowardly snob, and Schroeder as hypocrite) I keep getting this Monty Python esque little play in my head.
A cross between Yosemite Sam and Slim Pickens as Bush.
MP french knight(John Cleese) as Chirac.
Coronel Clink as Schroeder
Amos or Andy as Powell
MP Black Knight as Saddam
MP Swamp Castle prince as Blair.
Bush: All right you Yellow-bellied WMD using Varmit. This desert ain’t big enough for the two off us. You have till high noon to git out.
Saddam. You shall not pass!!! I shall rule forever.
Bush: You barely have an army? I can kill you and all your lilly-livered, gang with one six-shooter tied behind my back.
Saddam I am invincible!!!
Bush: you’re a looney.
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Bush: All right you scoundrels, lets get mounted up and go deal with that bunker digging pest.
Blair: (whining) Weeeel, Okaaaayyyy. I’m right behind you.
Chirac. Non. You did not say ‘S’il vous plaît’. I will sit here eating bon bons and cheese you silly cowboy.
Shroeder: Ja. Ve Germans do not believe in var. To invade anoser country is unsinkable to us.
Bush: Why you rascin-frascin-son of a gun cowards what do you mean you won’t fight.
Blair: (whining) yeaaheah we always used to fight together can’t we do it for old times sake?
Chirac. Non! you empty-headed english leader.
Bush: We are seeking the end to terrorism!
Chirac: No thanks, we already got one.
Blair: (whining) Pleeeeaaaaaaseeeee?
Chirac: Go away before I taunt you a second time. Even the Dutch do not wish to fight!
the Dutch: (putting down joint) Uhhh… whaa. Huh… na uhh no we don’t want to fight.
Powell: What the massa is sayin, is that we have these here satty-light pict-shaws. Sadam bein a bad man, he a really bad man. The massa wants a kick his ass.
Chirac: I do not care. I will notfight with him, until he appologises.
Bush: (Folds his arm and turns his back) I ain’t pologising fur nutin, till he apologises first.
Chirac: (Folds his arms and turns his back) I will not. Hurumph
Blair: (still whining): Pleeeese. Can’t we just do it just this once?
Chirac: Non!
Schroeder: Nein!
Bush: Well if that don’t just beat all. Well we don’t need you yellow-bellied traitors anyway, comeon Blair we got some rootin-tootin-shootin to do. Yeeehaaaaa!
Well it funny to me.