This was so funny (and mundane) that I wanted to share it with you guys. Last week I was on a business trip with coworkers and we were all piled into an SUV looking for somewhere to have dinner. We were creeping around a shopping center rather later in the evening that normal dinner hours, so the parking lot was very quiet, only a few parked cars at the few shops still open. As I mentioned, we were creeping along at like 2mph, reading the store signs. Suddenly a parked truck’s backup lights came on and he backed out of his space about a foot, about to hit us when he slammed on the brakes. And then jumped out of his truck and screamed
Dunno what his major malfunction was, but we all died laughing. We couldn’t have gone more slowly than what we were.