I was laughing so hard, milk came out my nose! And I wasn’t even drinking milk!
I saw an SUV with a vanity plate which said CLEAN-AIR.
Just thought I’d share.
That reminds me of the time I saw a guy out for a jog, and he was right behind a city bus which was spewing out diesel fumes.
O Ironius, I bow to your superior sense of the absurd.
Yeesh, this is an awfully wolfy thread. Good thing I’m not wearing a red cape, carrying a basket of crumpets for grandma.
:::growls menacingly, hackles raised:::
Yeah. Where’s Red Riding Hood when you really need her?
Wooohooo, finally a wolfy thread, to hell with those squirrels. 
Aw, don’t say that, wolfman. Those squirrels were pretty damn tasty.
:: starts picking squirrel remnants from his teeth ::
Ptooie!
on a similar note:
I was once about to get a ticket (Blew past a highway cop behind a stone overpass) when someone passed ME. Brand new Firebird, vanity plate LEADFOOT. What happened, GIVEMETICKETS was taken?