Okay, I’m actually average size. But the rest is true.
Are you by any chance related to Dumbo?
Scotti
and I thought your name said it all…
DumbGuy, I had a dog that was a big dumb animal…are you by any chance an Old English Sheepdog? And just how dumb are you? I’m a little skeptical of opinions…can you actually prove that you’re dumb?
Why are you telling us this? It is a delightful little piece of knowledge, but usually these statements have a great story to go with them. Any enlightenment? Please, I need a good laugh.
Your a cow!!! You have to be! Cows are big, dumb animals!
I think you’re missing the point. I can’t provide proof or interesting anecdotes. Those are things smart people do. I mostly just chew on my thumb and think about donuts.
Are you trying to imply that smart people don’t think about donuts?
All right, sweetie pie, let us just examine this situation. You have entered this message board, which is peopled with intelligent persons who know lots of things. It seems to me that the best thing for you to do is to lurk for a really long time, and then at some point jump in and be brilliant. Trust me, honey, brilliant is a good thing!
Scotti
C’mon Scotticher, cut him some slack, this is MPSIMS right? It’s not like we have to deal with Final Jeopardy round or anything like that around here.
OK, Dumbguy, wanna beer? :::drags over cooler::: let’s talk donuts. Glazed or frosted, sprinkles or jellys? Relax, pop open a cool one. Hey, how many donuts can your dog eat before he chucks all over the rug?
(nope, the cure for cancer ain’t gonna be discovered on this thread! :D)
Hmmm, just a thought here… Wouldn’t it be better to chew on the donut and think about thumb?? 
I’m in agreement with KV, he’s a cow… Hmmm wait a second… Do cows think about donuts?? They don’t have thumbs, that i know of… 
Hey!!! Is this some sorta game??? Guess what you really are and we win a prize or some such???
It’s test time for the dumbguy…
- What’s in spam?
- What’s in jello?
- What’s “the meaning of life”?
Answer these questions and, as I won’t be around, the next person may evaluate your scores and decide just how stupid you are. Personally, I think you’re faking it for the attention.