Those of you who read the post on “Stupidest thing you’ve ever done” already know of my tape-scrotum adventures… now I have another offer on the table, and I’m looking for advice…
Well, I’m not one to beat around the bush, so I’ll just admit it.
I have an offer of $100 to drink a cup of my own Urine. I know that if one is healthy, urine is supposed to be sterile. I am, physically, healthy as a horse( a sickly horse, getting ready to be glue…).
What are the possible side effects of what I may do… and, the really tough question… hot or cold?
I can’t belive I’m contemplating this…
But man, $100 is 1/6 of my rent… heck, that’s parts for my car!!!
You are being humilated more than you can imagine by the person proposing the deal. $ 100. is probably what you’ll make in an hour a few years from now and you’re willing to let the memory live forever that you were willing to drink your own body waste for a little (and I do mean little) cash.
Why not eat your own poo if they up to offer to $ 500?
Yes it’s more dangerous but the self abasement principle is the same. It’s not amusing, it’s disgusting (despite the claims of urine therapy enthusiasts) and if you do this you will abase yourself in ways you will not come to appreciate until you are older. That you would even consider doing this in exchange for rent or (for God’s sake) CAR PARTS should make you think about whatever it is you are doing now with your life that would even make you consider this.
That’s not a thing people usually get paid to do. It’s considered a health tonic by a lot of people. The English actress Sarah Miles is famous for drinking hers every day. It’s when you get a taste for someone else’s that it could become a problem.
Again, let me assure you that it’s not something I’m into. or even that interested in.
My big claim to fame is that I’m willing to do almost anything, if the price is right(except something obviously unhealthy or suicidal, like eating poo). The whole thing came up as we were discussing the show Jackass… several of my friends think I should try to get on.
I said that I would dive into the elephant poo, like someone did this week, if the price were right… “Heck,” said I, not knowing that my friend had the extra money, “I’d drink a cup of my own pee for $100.”
Needless to say, the reaction was good… and now the stakes are going higher.
It’s not really a degradation thing, it’s something that ammuses my friends, and I have 2 kids, I can always use money…
For the record, I have good Self-Esteem, and am happy with my life, for the most part… I’m just kind of a freak… like I said…
The only side effect I can think of is having to explain that to your next girlfriend. However, it sounds as though you are already married with two children…
On the other hand look at the great stories you can relate to your grandchildren. Wish I had such great stories to remember about my ancestors!
By the way, you would’t be A REAL MAN IF YOU DIDN’T DRINK IT WARM.
B. The parent thing. I’ve been one for 16 years now. It amazes me the things my son will get into because of his “friends” encouragement. I’m always trying to get him to think of himself, for himself and to better himself. It’s a tough enough battle to do, without adding “but mom, you drank your own pee for $100.”
This might be the easiest way to handle your problem:
First make sure that the best you can do is $100.00. Try for at least $150-$200.
State in the deal you get to choose the time and place for the urinating and the drinking of said urine.
Second, don’t eat or drink anything other than water. Flush your system out with lots and lots of clear water. Before you urinate, fill up on water.
When you urinate, you should have rather clear liquid with very little in the way of contaminant.
urine is fairly sterile but it still may have bacteria, especially the first few squirts.
hold your nose when you drink it, you wont taste it. then a side of peppermint snapps, which is also excellent to balance the taste of your own blood when you get to that one.
Make sure that you get a high quality video of the whole event. Evacuation and the chug, the whole thing. I’m pretty certain that you would be able to sell copies of the video over the internet. You should be able to make much more money from video sales than from the actual event.
We had a friend like this when I was in HS. Nothing was to over the top for him. He took a bite of a soggy bagel we found in the gutter, he brought a jar of his own crap to school and put it (without the jar) in his ex-girlfriends locker. NOTHING was to much for him.
One time when we were all on break from college he was bragging about all the crap his fraternity made him do. We were drinking, and there were people there who had not gone to HS with him, so we needed some proof.
We ended up paying this guy $80 to lick the dogs A**hole. Then we denied we saw it, and made him do it again. None of us hang out with him anymore, and all we remember him for is how disgusting he was.
Then there was another kid that we paid $10 to eat a live frog. He had to chew for 60 seconds, and then he could drink one beer.
We haven’t seen him in a couple of years, but we only refer to him as the frog kid.
If I was going to be there to see you drink your own pee, I would be egging you on. But since I’m over here and I will not get to see you make a fool out of yourself, I really think this stunt is something you will REALLY regret for the rest of your life.
How tight are the controls they’re going to put on you? Just hide some apple juice in the bathroom (maybe inside a sealed jar in the toilet tank), go in, close the door, fill up your cup, come out, and drink. Then, after the money is safely spent, tell them what you did, so they can’t taunt you for it.
