I drank urine tonight...

The BBQ Pit
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I think this might be the first Self-flaming ever done on the SDMB, but here goes.

K, so I was gettin ready to go out tonight. I looked under my bed and grabbed the Crown Royal I had left, and next to it, I saw a Magnum 40 with some liquid still in it, so I snagged that too. Later tonight, I got out the 40 to finish it. I took the first drink, and thought, holy shit, this is the most foul beer I’ve ever had. I decided to drink the rest, but just let it go straight down my throat. I did so. I didn’t finish it, tho. Then it hit me. I drank my own fucking urine.
A couple nights ago, I came home at 3something really drunk and needed to pee. I didn’t want to wake up my parents so I used what I could in my room. After filling two waterbottles, I had to go again. So I used the empty 40, and completely forgot about it.
I mean, it looked like beer… My stomach felt a bit queesy after I realized the truth, and I feel like an embecile. I think I’m gonna go drink(not the fuckin urine) now. Holy shit, fuck me, fuck me…

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If that ain’t a sign of alcoholism, I don’t know what is.

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I had two immediate responses to this…

  1. This is what happens when you go out drinkin, kids; and
  2. Pee-pee breath! :smiley:

Really, though… I’d be pissed at myself if I were you.
–D&R–

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I’m speechless.

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Hahahaha, you live in Eugene, I’m not surprised in the least. Good story, though.

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What the hell was I thinking to read this thread?? That’s sick! Ugh. That’s along the lines of someone saying, “Uh…this really reeks…smell this.” Ugh…the thought of it makes me gag. Away from the Pit I take myself…

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My reaction, and the title of the thread beneath this: Oh…my…fucking…god

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That’s what you get for drinking the abominable excretion of deplorable liquid crap that is beer. Get yourself a decent drink, son!

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This would be reason #6,986 that pot is better than alcohol. Not only will you never get high enough on pot to drink piss, but marijuana is a solid, so it won’t even be an option. I suppose you could accidently smoke your own feces, but that would be quite a feat.

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Very very fucking TMI!

A title like ’ I drank urine tonight’ sure didn’t need a TMI warning.

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What a world we live in where Beer and Piss look the same.:rolleyes:

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You ever drink Ciclon?

No?

Then you are not allowed to speak.

:smiley:

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You could, alternately, just say you’re starting Urine Therapy.

I’ve got an uncle-in-law who drinks his own urine every day. :eek: I have no desire to emulate him.

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“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!?”

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Don’t worry. Cecil says lots of people drink piss.

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Lots of people perform self-flagellation with barbed wire, too.

I think I’ll skip both, thanks.

[sub]And yet, some folks consider it an erotic activity. I’m never gonna understand the human race.[/sub]

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A friend of mine drank their own urine last night. Reading that 60% of a Ecstasy tablet isn’t absorbed but instead comes out in your urine, they figured they would do a recycling effort.

How’s that for TMI?

:eek:

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I think a gentle suggestion that you need to clean your room somewhat more often is in order here.

Bolding added.

Have fun in detox.

Regards,
Shodan

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Rx: AA

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Don’t believe I’d a told that.