Are you 100 percent sure it wasn’t just Old Milwaukee?
You know, if we HAD a barfing smilie, I would use it now…
Why do you keep your booze under your bed?
Wait, let me see if I get this straight… you intended to drink warm beer? :eek:
Ditto Qadgop.
Well, you can disregard my question. A peek at your profile reveals that you’re only 18.
Ok, let me get this straight. You need a drink so badly that the old stale beer under the bed seems desirable. Then you inadvertantly drink your own piss. You feel queasy and feel like an embicile. So your solution to your problem is…DRINK MORE!
Kid, you have a serious problem and should seek out some help. I have a feeling that the urine was probably one of the healthier things you recently drank.
I knew a guy who drank his own piss while his band was playing onstage. The same guy entered into a drinking contest wherein the loser had to eat his own vomit.
I’m definitely going to be ill.
I feel the need to defend myself…
BuckTheDiver Why do I keep booze under my bed? I normally don’t. I don’t usually buy beer cuz keeping it cold takes a fridge, and I don’t have one of my own. Hard liquor is much easier to store at least IMO.
JohnnyIsGood The"beer" wasn’t warm. I put it in my trunk a couple hours before, and that usually cools them down.(Seems to work better with bottles than cans, but what do I know).
NeutronStar Pot is in no way, shape or form, better than alcohol. I mean, somebody could accidently drink bongwater somehow. Just spilling that foul stuff is bad enough though.
Buddy, there are so many things wrong with you that I don’t know where to start. But as a minimum, here’s a helpful hint: Don’t urinate in bottles in your own bedroom.
I know this should be an obvious bit of advice, but some people seem to need the obvious spelled out for them.
And I’ve gotta say, that one of the key signs of alcoholism is needing to ‘pre-drink’ before going out with friends.
Get yourself in shape. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
Have you considered cleaning up a bit more regularly, or do you truly enjoy having several containers of stale urine to enhance the decor and ambience of your gracious home?
If so, have you consider the advantages of faeces as a conversation piece? They don’t necessarily have to be your own.
[monty python]It goes well with the vomit and catarrh we’ve smeared on the walls.[/monty python]
Regards,
Shodan
I’ve never heard of it, but I bet if I drank too much of it, my stomach would hurt and I’d end up paying for it in the morning. No thanks. 
Well, I guess you’ve got a point about spilling the bongwater. Gotta scrub the damn carpet for 15 minutes and spray liberally with Febreez to get that smell out. Still, you’d have to be tanked up on some pretty heavy drugs to mistakenly drink bongwater.
kgriffey79: Personally, I want to thank you. Reading your OP was the best laugh I’ve had in weeks.
Thanx. 
Interesting thread…I thought I’d throw in a couple of stories for laughs.
Back in the day when I was a heavy drinker (no drinking problem here…I haven’t had a drink in two and a half years even though I once displayed all of the classic symptoms of being an alcoholic…I just realized one day that I didn’t like to be drunk), a very strange prank was played at a party.
I was sitting at the table playing a game of Suits (a very liberal drinking game that can get one drunk very quickly) when a guy known for his strange pranks walked into the kitchen looking for some free booze. There was nothing in the fridge except an empty 40. What did he do? He unzipped his fly, filled the 40, and put it back in the fridge. I barely noticed what he had done…I thought the bathroom was full and I didn’t see him put it back.
It was there for about an hour, so it got quite cool. Then another freeloader decided he wanted to steal someone else’s booze as well. All that was in the fridge was the 40, so he took it out and took a very long pull. He pulled it away from his face with a slight scowl and held it up towards the light. At that point he realized what he was drinking and threw up all over the kitchen (TMI ahead). I’ve never seen anything like it…vomit (which I suspect was pure alcohol with a bit of piss thrown in) spewed from his mouth like water from a high-pressure spray hose. I was still sober enough to get the hell out of the way when I saw his mouth, a full 20 feet away, point in my direction. The entire table was doused, and the other three drunk loons just sat there and laughed at the show while sipping their now drenched (and obviously mixed) beers. Before the scene was done, there entire kitchen was a full quarter inch deep…the guy ended up on his hands and knees in agony…
It turns out that he had just finished a beer bonging contest in the next room. Four guys started with two cases of beer…each bonged one at first…then two…then three. Two guys made it to four, and both of them did it. Only one made it to five…the poor soul who decided he needed a chaser of malt liquor upon returning to the kitchen.
I have a hard time believing he wouldn’t puke anyway, but I still laugh looking back. The guy is still a good friend of mine, and I can assure everyone that he does not have a drinking problem…at least anymore.
Story 2:
I once drank bong water. It wasn’t “just” bong water, either. It was water from a bong that had been used dozens of times each day for almost a year without a water change. An occasional ice cube was added, but I can assure everyone that the water was not exactly viscous.
I did it on a dare…a friend told me I’d get “really high” if I took just a sip…and just a sip I took. It was horrible. I made it about five minutes before I threw up…I couldn’t chase that taste away for weeks. Of course, only afterwards did I learn that THC is not water soluble. I guess, at least in this case, ignorance was certainly not bliss.
Now, bong whiskey is another story.
We’re off to see the whizzer, the wonderful whizzer of oz!
Also, my brother very nearly skinned up with a sheep dropping once. I bet burnt sheep turd fumes in your lungs are worse than human piss in your stomach.
Just make sure you don’t crap in your room and get the munchies;)