Ok, got a question. Why didn’t you just go to the bathroom? Do your parents normally wake up everytime someone uses the bathroom in the middle of the night? Is this unheard of in your home? I have teens and if I were to even wake up when someone went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I think it would be safe to assume that they were taking a piss. I don’t feel the need to make sure everything is coming out all right.
Give the dude a break. He’s only 18, and he lives with his folks. I know lots of people who drank like that when they were kids, and, oh, only about 70% of them turned out to be alcoholics.
Plus, he can’t hear you anyway. In his crowd, this is not deviant behavior. He’ll have to make his own road to AA, 20 years or more down the road, and who knows, he might not even need it. Maybe.
Pace yourself, kgriffey79. It would really be kind of pathetic to burn out before your 21st birthday.
We NEEED a blech smiley!
(Annoyingly, Microsoft does not bother to supply synonyms for unflattering words like ‘puke’)
Practice this:
Hello, my name is kgriffey79, and I’m…
At least, Ihope you live long enough to make it to rehab…
You drank what?
And you were compelled to share that with us why?
::insert homemade blech smiley here::
To say nothing of needing to “pee-drink.”
TMI warning, not sure you’d need it on this thread but hey, y’all deserve a chance.
For the record kg, I am not so far past my teenage years that I can’t recall such things occuring normally. While under the influence, I once pissed in a cat’s litter box with the bathroom less than ten feet away.
A friend of mine and I were completely drunk and decided that the deal on beef jerkey at the gas station was so good we had to buy four feet of it. I drank an entire bottle of B & J that night and it looked like someone had been murdered in the bathroom the next day. I know I was kneeling in front of the toilet but I swear there was jerkey on the ceiling.
I once vomited at a party while drunk to show emotional support for someone else who was vomiting.
Ever done the tripod? That’s when you’re so trashed you can’t stand up and whiz at the same time and have to use your head against the wall for additional support.
The final drunken messed up story:
I was once so trashed that I urinated on myself while laying down, because it made sense. I swear to God it was somehow sensible not to get up and walk to the bathroom.
I actually do not drink much at all anymore(Less than 10 beers a month).
God, I had to manually push my jaw back up after reading the OP.
Yeah, but he registered almost three years ago. Perhaps he hasn’t updated the profile since then.
Also, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that he grabbed the Crown Royal to take with him, not to drink on the spot. [wheeze]When I was his age[/wheeze] and booze was hard to come by, it was considered polite to “bring”.
Still, though, kgriffey I suggest you stop drinking and see if you can stop.
[stoner wheeze]Dude, that’s some good shit…[/stoner wheeze]
Seriously, that’s a scary post, kgriffey. I don’t care whether you go for AA or not, but you should take a look at yourself and ask if this is how you want your life to be going. If you were a friend of mine, I’d risk the friendship to get you the help you need.
Daniel
I’ve been sitting at my desk in convulsions as I attempted to refrain from laughing out loud at work. DanielWithrow, no more posting for you! Your posting privileges have been revoked!
I am reminded of this quote from the cartoon Home Movies:
Brendon: Coach McGurk. How’s it going?
McGurk: How’s it going? I just drank pee. How’s it going with you?
kgriffey79, start wearing a yellow bandana in your right back pocket. 
You will meet lots of new friends that way.
But seriously, I don’t really think it is that bad. I remember on one of the last big earthquakes in Mexico City that one of the trapped men talked about drinking his own urine for a week before he was saved.
I honestly had to physically close my mouth after reading this post. I find it very hard to believe actually. Anyway…
If you came home at 3 something in the morning, drunk, and didn’t wake your parent up, why in the world do you think going to the bathroom would wake them up?
Did you get where he filled two entire water bottles with pee before he finally peed in the can? I did my fair share of partying back in the day but never got to that level.
Haj
You drank urine that was a few days old? And didn’t get the heaves a few hours or so later from some massive infection? Damn. The human immune system is amazing to observe, and I’m glad to know that yours is in such good shape right now. It won’t be if you keep drinking.
Just had to share, but there are 2 great consecutive threads at the mo:
I drank urine tonight and 16 year old boys are disgusting…
Damn that was funny 
As for the OP… dude, you need some serious help if you cannot distinguish your own piss and a brewskie…
Dude, get under your bed right now and throw those Baby Ruths away.
I thought that this was going to be an MGD thread, but I suppose that actual urine IS marginally worse…
I can see why you’re pissed, but urine luck. There are a bunch of whizzes here who can help you relieve yourself from the stress you must be under.
…couldn’t you have just peed out a window or something?