Look at the bright side: at least you didn’t have asparagus for dinner that night.
Could have been worse. He could have jerked off last month, in that empty bottle.
Oh my God Coldfire. I am cracking UP from your last comment.
What I don’t understand is, wouldn’t you of thought that he would of smelled that something wasn’t quite right. Hell drunk or not drunk, pee smells like fucking pee, especially when it is a couple of days old.
Even worse…someone else could have jerked off into that bottle
I agree. How could you mistake pee for beer?
Well, I did the old take a morning swig from the ashtray/snapple bottle by the bed a few times, but this takes the cake.
Is urine acceptable to non-vegan vegetarians?
The morning after drinking - the LAST thing I want to drink is leftover drink! :eek: It’s the best motivator for getting out of my pit and guzzling a pint of nice cold water from the bathroom.
geordielass, check my post on page 1 of this thread. 
Welcome to the board! (But, be advised, it’s usually recommended to read the entire thread before replying.)
Probably a Coors drinker.
HaHaHaHaHaHa!
KG79, you are a budding young alcoholic! I’ll see you in an AA meting 10 years, 2 marriages & 3 kids from now! I hope there’s no DUI vehicular manslaughters along with all that!
Please inform us when you wake up/come to in a bed full of puke, shit & piss with no idea how you got there!
And that, children, is why you always clean up under your bed!
ROTF(BNOTB)LMAO
Whoops, make that BNUTB.
Thank you for welcoming me Rilchiam. It looks like a fun place to visit and I am really looking forward to getting to know you all. 
When your friends said “let’s get pissed” I don’t think that’s what they had in mind.
He apparently does, in the form of Crown Royal. Why even bother with a stale 40?
Its like the time when I drank from my buddies spit can. The same can he was spitting into was the same type of beer I was currently drinking. From then on I marked all my cans so it wouldnt happen again. Duh!!
Lucky for you urine is essentially sterile when it comes out so you wouldn`t get sick from it.
A few times? Damn. This happens to me like every other month. Why o why do beverage containers make such perfect ashtrays? And hell, this is the same with Dr Pepper cans as it is with beer or anything else. Damn. That is so nasty.
Speaking of urine and beverage containers… when I was 20 some friends and I got a place together and the idea struck us at the first party for all the guys to help us fill a 2 Liter of Dr Pepper with urine. Commemorating the event? Who the HELL knows what we were thinking. But I do know that we relabeled the bottle “Dr Pe Pe” and it was in that bathroom, capped, for months. The quantity of evil things we thought to do with it is only partially redeemed by the fact that we never did.
True, but a lot of nasty bacteria would have grown in those few days under the bed.
How could you not have smelled it and why in the hell would you continue drinking it after the first gulp?