Well, a tech-goddess, to my housemates at any rate. 
Why? Because I’ve just networked our entire house up again. Over the weekend, our internet connection went down, and required an engineering callout. Wonderful engineer managed to mangle up the network I’d lovingly set up six months ago. Anyway, to cut a long story short, the network was gone, and only one person at a time could access the internet.
Cue Angua. I attemepted to restore the network in the middle of the afternoon, but seeing as I’d just got back from the hospital, where they’d seen fit to put drops in my eyes to dilate my pupils, to the extent that everything was blury till about 4 o’clock this afternoon, I decided to wait till I got home from the office, having to work a little late to compensate for having slacked off all day.
Anyway, got home, tinkered about with the computers, put all the settings right again, and within half an hour, the internet was available in most rooms of our house! Hurrah! And now my housemates thing I’m a goddess. Well, a minor computer diety at any rate. 
See, girls can be good at techy things