[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
I prefer urinals to toilets.
Hell, I prefer sinks to toilets.
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Yes but the trouble with peeing in sinks is that sometimes they are full of dirty dishes
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
Not something I usually pee into, vaginas.
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Then you’re doing it all wrong.
[QUOTE=Spectre of Pithecanthropus]
And this is why there are disgusting mouldering puddles of urine on the floor! Feh!
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You underestimate the power of my stream!
I’ve posted this before but these are cool.
I’ve never had a problem with splashing myself.
I’ve never had any problem either, it seems the edges of most urinals are turned inwards so that splashing isn’t much of a problem.
[QUOTE=Gundam_Cricket]
I can’t stand the things… maybe I’m just not trusting of my coworkers, but I feel especially vulnerable standing there, wang in hand, back to whoever comes in.
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Uh . . . perhaps you have issues that go beyond mere urination. How do you feel when there’s a guy at the next urinal?
[QUOTE=Gundam_Cricket]
maybe I’m just not trusting of my coworkers, but I feel especially vulnerable standing there, wang in hand, back to whoever comes in.
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Well, nobodies asked yet, so I will: Just WTF do you expect your coworkers are gonna do? 
[QUOTE=Ludovic]
Has anyone mentioned a trough?
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Once–in 1960–for 20 minutes. 
[QUOTE=control-z]
I’ve never had any problem either, it seems the edges of most urinals are turned inwards so that splashing isn’t much of a problem.
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Yeah, but I pee with great force.
[QUOTE=vetbridge]
Well, nobodies asked yet, so I will: Just WTF do you expect your coworkers are gonna do?
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You never heard of your cow-orkers stabbing you in the back? And you must stand there and take a Bowie knife between your shoulder blades, or pee all over your shoes. 
[QUOTE=UncleRojelio]
You obviously have to stand too close. I’m sorry.
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HEY!
Is that a short d _ _ k joke!!! :mad:
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
It looks like urine the minority.
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So bad! 
[QUOTE=DudleyGarrett]
Yeah, but I pee with great force.
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So you could say the force is with you
I’ll get my coat