Don’t park here , Dont’t go there , Up against the wall and spread em if you don’t mind.
Open your bag please.
And don’t drive your car anywhere if you don’t mind.
Sorry , we have to take your garbage bins away for a couple of weeks. You never know , it may have a bomb in it.
I am so exited about the Olympic Games!
Speaking of bombs and the Olympic Games, remember the Atlanta games? I was watching the press conference afterwards, and the FBI agent introduced himself as “Woody Johnson”. I laughed my ass off. Too bad he didn’t have a partner named “Dick Morningwood”!
Don’t use the FDR. Don’t go down 2nd Avenue. Don’t use 1st or 3rd avenues, either. Stay away from Midtown. Take the subway instead of a cab. Watch out for the motorcades. No, you can’t walk down this sidewalk.
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God, I just love having the UN in my town.
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