HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT!!!
What fucking medication did you not have her on, Satan? You know, I’ve kept out of this because I didn’t feel I really had anything to offer, but for fuck’s sake! ENGAGED!?!???!?!? Man, where is this chick’s soul? The vacuum toilets on the plane must’ve sucked it out her ass.
Nah, man, you’re not a stupid moron-you’re one lucky sumbitch. Just think-that could be you sitting behind her on that fuckin’ page. Engaged to somebody who doesn’t have the COMMON FUCKING DECENCY to tell someone they’re with someone else, let alone serious enough with them to consider getting engaged. Thank your Archnemesis that he got you out of there before you got shackled to that rotten fucking excuse of a human being.
I know revenge isn’t supposed to be a real healthy thing, but I gotta wonder if tall, dark and scary knows he was part of a set…
Take care man.
And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad