I just went in to Lowe’s to have a key made. I put it on my keychain as soon as it was made, and without thinking tore off the tag with UPC code. When I got to the checkout lanes, the self-checkouts were open, but there was no cashier in sight. The tag wouldn’t scan since it was in two pieces, and I still couldn’t find a cashier. So I said screw it, and left without paying. If Lowe’s goes under anytime soon, you’ll know who to blame.
-Fiddle Peghead
Criminal