So, today, a bird shat on me. So, tomorrow, I am going to buy a shotgun that has a lot of spray.
Chewing gum. Bird crap. So you’re now contemplating buying a gun.
Just a teensy-weensy bit of overkill, don’tcha think?
What do bird droppings have to do with gum?
Your ever-curious _lel
Do you REALLY want to know this!?!?!!
I do not get the chewing gum and bird shit connection either.
What’s not to get?
I like this. A lot. MPSIMS should be more like this routinely. Reminds me of a classic thread of my own creation
Now let me tell you, THAT is what MPSIMS is all about, IMO.
LC
Yes, that was a good one. I remember coming across that thread each time I visited the SDMB and chuckling anew.
“It’s a simple fact. What?”
Chuckle.