…except that they’re in a long-distance relationship. So unless she’s specifically opting to go to these things rather than get together with the OP, then she’d be chatting online with him anyway (from home rather than a hotel room).
Guy follows Grateful Dead around = stoner
Girl follows Daughtrey (sp?) around = whore
Yeah, that’s not sexist at all.
Because that is a more plausible explanation than a 52 year old woman following David Cook around the country? I am not saying that I buy the OP but as an intellectual exercise if I suspend disbelief and assume that he is telling the truth I would be inclined to say that if you read between the lines of the OP what he is really saying is “I think my girlfriend is banging other dudes”. As a rule, that sort of intuition should be listened to. She is probably banging other dudes.
Please cite where I posted that. You are making an astonishing leap here.
To put this another way: yes, it is very sexist of you to assume that because I conclude that the woman in question is having sex with multiple partners that I must also think of her as a whore. I am sorry to see that you have been this poisoned by the world in which we live and suggest that you could benefit from some sensitivity training.
Okay, you’re right. You didn’t say anything about the Grateful Dead.
She’s in a long distance relationship. It would be so much easier to bang dudes in town than pick a band, follow them around, and find a dude to bang in each destination city.
Though, if we are adopting the hypothesis that the GF is banging some other dude(s), it might be someone associated with the band, or someone else similarly going to every concert. So, my advice that the OP should go to one of these concerts still stands.
(But I note that the OP has not yet returned to this thread, or even to this messageboard, so we may be just amusing ourselves with these hypotheses, and not really helping the OP at all – if, indeed, the OP actually needs any help.)
I reckon the OP’s the same person who pretended to be a doddery old woman who’d just discovered this “internet” thingy, a couple of years back. That ran for a few threads, as I remember.
I think the OP has a understated panache and flair.
Seriously, I like the touch about the re-connection between him and his long lost HS girlfriend, long ago torn apart by a tragic set of circumstances, and how now, once reunited, only her passion for the timeless music of a 20-something ex- American Idol stands in thier way of eternal bliss…
Are there likely to be many men at a David Cook concert? I envision a sea of soccer moms.
Well, obviously she is a groupie. Albeit a groupie for some lame ass “rockers”. Nobody has ever seen The Banger Sisters?
Surely David Cook and Daughtry are getting some?
She’s obviously in the lexan cage under the stage exposing herself and having lewd lesbian affairs. It’s likely she’s sucking Big Dan, the Backstage Man’s Cock.
Roadies suck, Rockers fuck. I’ll bet she knows all the other Chickie Groupies… Hell, she might even have an advantage, these young guys love MILFS.
It’s hard to tell if the OP is real or a clever joke. I would like to think that it’s the latter, but have a sinking suspicion that it’s the former.
Guys, I don’t think he’s ever coming back. 
Yeah, it’s a shame
Yeah. I really wanted that user name. (Hey, Freudian Slit’s novelty might wear off someday.)
Your link, I do not think it means what you think it means.
This woman is not in any places that play rock music.
Oh, the one who claimed to have a thing for the much younger caretaker? Sam?