I am English, I know that a hell of a lot of the world hates our Guts.
I am very proud of being English.
We are guilty of beating all of the known world at everything we did.
Not only did we beat you to shit militarily and always and every time against overwhelming odds, we also discovered most of the laws of science, Physics, chemistry etc.
So come on you sad Gits .
Explain to me why you’re here, not because of us , but inspite of us !
Oh God.
Back home from the Pub already?
You know, just for shits and grins, we could ignore this.
q) Why won’t the sun ever set on the British Empire?
a) Not even God will trust an Englishman in the dark.
It’s got the makings of a pretty good joke thread, no?
We had a little celebration in the US a few days ago about beating you guys. Maybe you heard of it? No hard feelings, though! We like you guys, pretty much.
Thanks for trading in all that opium!
How’s that space program coming along?
Sounds like someone forgot to take his meds this morning. For some as of yet indiscernible reason, the OP’s juvenile braggadocio reminds me of this old quote: You can trust an English gentleman with everything but your wallet and your women.
Yeah, what happened to that, anybody know?
Lovely cuisine you guys have.
I assume this is (very) drunk posting. Rather than close it I’ll move it to IMHO for now. If the OP has regrets about this later he can ask the forum mods to make it go away.
Yawn.
Hey, I don’t want to stick up for the OP, here. Please don’t make me, I’m just a humble Scot.
As in Englishman who’s studied history, I’m not so proud.
I am English.
I am quietly pleased about being English.
We have quite a lot of achievements…
… but incoherent, abusive ramblings are not one of them.
Apologies to everyone.
I don’t hate you.
You are, after all, merely a East Celt, a resident of a rather run-down suburb of Ireland, and a soon-to-be American protectorate, so why would I hate you?
Are you sure you’re not American? You sound like an American. If you add Jesus and Freedom to the “we discovered” list, this could be a press release straight from Tea Party headquarters.
We can do that? Why didn’t any of MY drunk posts go away?