So what’s your excuse now?
It would appear to be just run-of-the-mill douchebaggery, which it turns out, much to the OPs dismay I’m sure, is not just endemic to the English.
Now you’re just sober posting with that dry Brit-Wit. You know what kind of people would never write something sober? The Irish. That’s who. There’s commitment. Finnagin’s Wake? Not a sober character put to paper during the whole of it. Shaw? Just pretending to be sober and a virgin. Drunken man-slut if there ever was one.
Steady on, old boy. You’re making the French look good by comparison.
OMG. This is not going to be pretty. :eek:
Could you rattle off a list of quaint English last names, the kind one reads in Tolkien and Rawlings books? And how often do you have people whose first names sound like last names and last names sound like first names? Ex: Smith Peter, Trapper John.
I am disturbed by the fact that I am less annoyed by the content of the OP’s posts than I am by the insertion of an unnecessary space before the terminal punctation marks within them.
Be advised: you didn’t want to fuck with him.
Don’t forget all the extra trees sacrificed to make A4 paper. 
Not only that, proud of the (in some important senses) arbitrary, artificial, historically contingent nation-state boundary lines other humans happened to impose on the Earth’s surface around that patch of dirt.
Yes.
I’m English too, as it happens. I’m not with the OP.
Yeah, well England invented that! Probably.
And random capitalisation; Guts, Gits. En-ger-luuuuund!
1 box of “Elegant Monogram” Hallmark thank-you cards: $2.99
1 postage stamp: $0.46
You see, thats more than Three Dollars in savings right there! FTR, I think that it was awfully kind of you Not to need a good thanking.
Hmmm, yes. On a more positive note, well done to Nigel Murray; the first Englishman since Englishman Virgil Wade in 1977 to lift the English All English Tennis title at Wimbledon (England) yesterday. A proud moment for all Englishmen everywhere, and a great endorsement for the English-invented game I’m sure we can all agree.
I hear they are starting to build their own computers, they just haven’t figured out how to get them to leak oil yet!
I thought his name was Murray Mint. 
It was a great weekend for us English - in rugby the British and English Lions beat Australia 41-16 to win the series.
The team was made up of 10 Englishmen from Wales, 3 Englishmen from Ireland, 0 Englishmen from Scotland and two Englishmen.
The 8 reserves were also all English, with traditional names like Makovina Vunipola and Manusamoa Tuilagi.
This man does not represent us.
He’s a good example of why it can be justified to hate us, though. Although change the diction and some nationalities around and he could fit in the dregs of any nation.
Lust4Life, please never touch a drop again. You’re embarrassing us 
One thing I would say though: I do object to the idea that anyone “bailed” us out against Germany. If Germany was worth stopping you should have been their earlier. If they weren’t, you shouldn’t have been there at all.
Remember Blackwater? We were Tyrion; you were Tywin.
Who’s doing it, Lucas? The monitors will always be dark.
“Was” ?