I am English bring it on !

Miss Marple singing it with some RN Midshipman at the end of a movie was impressive. :slight_smile:

Oh c’mon, you didn’t see PM Harriet Jones blow that alien spaceship out of the sky?

As well as Billie Piper and Holliday Grainger.

I like the British royal family. They take their responsibilities seriously. It would be great if our US Senate had even half as much integrity.

Oh, you English are so superior, aren’t you? Well, would you like to know what you’d be without us, the good ol’ U.S. of A. to protect you? I’ll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that’s what!

And now, I’m off to eat, maybe a little fish.

I didn’t hear it once. But they did keep repeatedly playing “My Country 'Tis of Thee” for some inexplicable reason.

Yeah, what’s up with that?

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Did I miss something? Surely someone had to throw these out already:

"You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

What dreadful people.

More germaine to the OP: “Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.”

I like the OP’s name. He’s named after a song sung by a guy from Michigan.

To be fair, the US Senate does drink and screw as good as or better than the British royal family.

We are not amused.

I like that they take over the job of living symbols for the nation. The PM and MPs don’t have nearly as much pressure for photo ops and meet and greets and the other stupid trappings of office that their American counterparts have (so much so they even get out of practice, as Gordon Brown will tell you).

If we had a living breathing Uncle Sam we wouldn’t have to gnash our teeth over flag pins, the lettice our president eats and the cause de jour of the First Lady. And it might make our citizens think more about the actions of their representatives rather than what the person themselves represent.

It’s not his plan, but there’s one already in motion. They say. Seems to be coming along nicely. They say.

When I see delta force crashing through the windows of the Buckingham palace and double tapping the royals I’ll believe the Americans are serious about spreading democracy.

They’d have to get pass the Black Watch, SAS and some Gurkhas.
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And the BFG.

Battle Field Grade weapon?

Big Funny Gun?

Big Friendly Giant. Known to hang around Buckingham Palace windows, unlikely to be friendly to passing assassins.

Kind of have to agree with this, English cheddar > American cheddar.