You whooshed me on this one. Why Reese?
slimkid-
Not to be a wet blanket or anything but I really did not find that funny.
Some of the women on this board have been victims of rape (including me) and that was chilling to read. It could almost be like you were there.
Damn. I need a shower.
I had a paper due today. I’ll do it Sunday. Or Monday afternoon, if I don’t have to work…
I’ve got to go to Italy tomorrow, so I’m not going to put off learning Italian another minute.
See y’all in a week. Nite
Why not?
slimkid, in case you’re still here, lurking after being banned:
May the rotting corpse of Chris Farley rise from the dead and fuck you.
That is all.
[sub]A MESSAGE FROM THE AUTHOR’S ATTORNEY, Mr. Matthew K. Weaselhawk, Esq.
This post does not condone the use of Ms. Witherspoon as mentioned by Mr/Ms Chickenhead. This post does, however, condone the idea of hot sex with Ms. Witherspoon. In fact, the author would like to say he strongly recomends that Ms Witherspoon visit the author and enjoy a nice CENSORED. Thank you.[/sub]
Is there a record for fewest number of posts before being banned? 4 posts and out! Wow! I guess we can be thankful he didn’t waste too much of our time…
Yep. Zero. Somebody created a user ID that was some uncomplimentary comment about Our Beloved Cecil, and the mods cut him off at the knees before he got a chance to post even once.
So, Chickenhead, what happened? Did you finish your paper? How did it go? etc…
Y’all obviously never saw “Freeway”, either - after seeing that movie, I think you’d be well advised to keep your unwanted sexual advances as far away from Ms. Witherspoon as possible. She don’t take no shit from nobody, let me tell you, and she is packing heat (as in a gun).
I’m '01…
Brand spanking new and still dtying to figured out how the fuck i managed to spend 4 years accomplishing noting and getting a degree.
Ohwell, gradschool is comming up soon amd soon’ I’ll be dr.crorex 
Something about this maybe?
I don’t even read or post on this board unless I have something else to do… or I’m having terrible boyfriend problems. :rolleyes:
I got the paper written passably.
I still don’t know how the situation with the very-expensive-research-company is going to work out.
I have two more term papers due this week.
Sorry about the Reese Witherspoon analogy but I was feeling the second-most-stressed-out I have ever felt in my life (not to mention having been awake for about thirty hours already at that point, just beginning the day) and I wasn’t thinking completely rationally. Plus some other miscellaneous shitty things happened to make that a pretty bad week in general.
Of course-
These things are pretty petty in comparison to a lot of people’s problems and I realize that things will probably work out all right.
Did everyone on this fucking board go to Carleton!?
Eh?
Yeah, its like the Goats message board its a place where Carleton students gather and whine.
Hrrm I need to get my caucus password renewed…
I can totally sympathize.
I’ve got one of those 30 or so page papers due soon, I’m not sure when but I should have at least 3rd draft to turn in for wednesday for the class I haven’t gone to in 6 weeks. And I haven’t read the books. I wont work on it now since I’m going to watch a parade. And I have 2 Latin translations to do.
I’m always desperately seaching for a way to stop time. Just 30 days and I could get all this done. Anybody? Anybody?