Alright you chuckleheads. I grew up in Delaware, and I’m here to correct some misinformation that has been spewed.
(1) I-95 just barely clips the state, and I swear-to-god they ran it across our borders so we could get Federal highway money for the bits that are “downstate”. As a former resident, I’m sorry you have to deal with the tolls. That’s what you get for zipping through our state without giving it the close and careful attention it deserves. Neener!
(2) “Downstate” exists, but it’s not called that. There is “New Castle County” and then there is “Lower Delaware” which consists of [del]all[/del] both other counties, e.g. the Rhode-Island-sized chunk of Delaware south of the C&D canal.
(3) The north part of the state is a godawful wasteland packing the worst of Philadelphia and Baltimore’s slums inside a sprawling ring of everything loathesome about prefab suburbia. Banks and Big Pharma predominate. People cheer for Philadelphia sports teams, but expect them to lose.
(4) The rest of the state is devoid of interstate highways except for DE-1, which is interstate quality but doesn’t actually go anywhere. It becomes Ocean Highway at the southern border, and bumps into US-50 in Ocean City MD, and then pretty much peters out at the pier.
(4b) The rest of the state is seriously a wasteland. The main industry is agriculture, specifically chicken farming (500 per person in Sussex County, at last count). Tourism is a close second, because the only thing keeping the chicken farms from falling into the sea is a remarkably dense strip of million-dollar beach houses, which we sell to wealthy D.C. residents. When the hurricane comes and destroys the beach houses, rebuilding is prohibitive. A local developer buys the land, puts up beach houses, and… (Profit!)
(4c) The rest of the state is actually the best part because it’s relaxing, quiet, and beautiful, except when everyone from Maryland is cramming themselves onto our teeny tiny roads in giant Beltway-bruising SUVs, honking impatently because they’re in a hurry to see how relaxing, quiet, and beautiful it is.
(5) Go Blue Hens!
(6) Delaware has two senators, even though it’s really small.
(7) It ain’t in New England. One of the three counties actually fought for the South in the War Whose Very Name Is a Political Statement.
(8) Newark DE is way nicer than Newark NJ, but that’s not saying much.
(9) Some of the tolls on I-95 are really easy to avoid, and doing so can actually save time on the weekends.
(10) I can’t believe you were in Delaware near Halloween and didn’t try to make it to Punkin Chunkin. Seriously, how could you miss this stuff? Nearly a MILE! This one ended up in the parking lot.