I am mother f'in sick of these mother f'n scorpions on this monther f'n plane

Give me a break, sci-fi channel.

Obviously, the scorpions are there to battle the snakes. I don’t think they’ll win, though. Snakes could easily eat scorpions, after all.

but the scorpions are geneticalliy engineered arachnids.

That makes them more badass than your run-of-the-mill airbourne reptiles.

Damn genetic engineers. Have they no concept of intelligent design? (future pit thread)