I AM NOT A CONVICT, MR. TRUMP!- Apprentice's Chris arrested

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He was at a Seminole reservation casino and

I wonder if this will be mentioned on the show this week. Or if he’ll get off on the “No chaw in a week” defense. Or if he told his cellmates “I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL! But yes, I’ll take a cigarette.”

His mugshot (and he’s single, ladies!).

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So, I can’t see it being in this weeks’ show unless they add some segment to the already-taped-and-edited footage (and I can’t see why they would want to publicize the arrest of someone who at this point hasn’t yet been fired, at least as far as the viewing public is concerned).

This does suggest that Chris doesn’t make it to the final episode (does that mean just the final two?), since he’d really have to be an idiot to make a fuss over $20 if he’s still in the running for the Apprentice job IRL.

Whoa. I look better without makeup than that – and I’m a 50-year-old woman.

I love that he brags about a portfolio of real estate investments valued at over 1 million dollars. That’s what, two houses? Four, if he owns a few little Capes or garden-style condos?

At 22, that’s not bad.

Except he inherited quite a bit of it.

Give him a little credit. At least he hasn’t blown it all on fast women and hotel bar cover charges.

You haven’t been watching very closely this season, have you?

What’s the story behind this. I was very surprised to hear him say he is a “millionaire” on the show. Is this true? Did he actually make a million?

His father turned over substantial real estate holdings when his son was about 17. Chris did indeed make them much more profitable than they’d ever been (I don’t know the full details, but I know that if Chris were my landlord I’d damned sure pay my rent on time) so he has talent and a work ethic, but he can’t claim to be self-made in the “I was born in a trailer park and now I own 3 shopping malls” sort of way.

I’m hoping the judge sentences him to copious counselling, because he needs help. (I wonder if The Apprentice could be used by the prosecutor as evidence of his anger management problem? Not that it will be a full out trial of course, he’ll probably plead guilty and pay a fine, but still, if it did…)

And so far as I can tell, he hasn’t claimed that.

Many successful people don’t come from a family on welfare, and that shouldn’t be held against them for succeeding.

True, but he does like to puff his chest over the fact that he’s a millionare.

I think he’s mentioned it twice, at most. The only instance I can actually recall was in the boardroom, which seems like a logical place to make reference to such.

Not to indulge a stereotype or pop-psychologize or anything, but does anybody else think that if Chris’s penis were made of metal it wouldn’t so much look like an oil spout than it would ‘resemble a thimble’?

Yes he’s packing a thimble for sure. He has an aura of cocaine about him. Or a kid Willy Wonka would have a specifically themed punishment for.

Wow, I just realized how much the Apprentice is like Charlie and the Chocolate factory! That makes Carolyn and George oompah loompahs. I am imagining Donald Trump saw Willy Wonka on TV one night and deciding he’s way better than this Willy Wonka nobody and he can prove it.