I am not The Scud Hunter

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Apparently in searching for Christmas presents my ex and the kids ran across an action figure at Toys R Us that they excitedly claim is my miniature doppelganger. “Especially the nose and the angry eyebrows Daddy! He looks just like you!”

Out of curiosity I had to look, and there is some slight resemblance, but I don’t really think I am the The Scud Hunter. Fittingly it was in the clearance section marked down from 29.95 to 10.60. Somehow I always suspected that if I were a toy I’d wind up in the cut out and remainders bin so maybe they have a point.

2

Dude, take off the beard, and you are SO SAS!

Tripler
As a matter of fact, I think I’ve seen you on some US Post Office posters. . .

3

Can I call you Scud, or do you prefer us to use your full and proper name?

4

[Steve Irwin]
Wayaow! Would ya look at this one! She’s a beauty! Get a load of those fins! They help guide her to her tahget! She’s not very accurate, but Oi’d sure loike to be somewhere else when she comes dayaown!
[/Steve Irwin]

5

What I want to know, is what is a British* SAS guy doing hauling around and American rifle…?