Winter is cold, and my toes want fuzzy slippers.
I could just go to Target and buy bunny slippers, but I have an urge to buy slippers that will be a bit out of the ordinary, slippers that let my Inner Geek out to play.
So far, my top candidates are these and these.
Has anyone out there in Doperland found anything else that might keep my toes warm while causing my friends to stare in stunned envy at my feet?
My son (13) got Homer Simpson and my daughter (15) got Sponge Bob. The Homer slippers are kind of cool cause they look like he’s swallowed your foot. Either that or he’s puking up your leg.
What about Freudian Slippers? Otherwise there are other cute slippers on that site.
You can get 2 of these and wrap them around your feet. Or just buy one and wear it as a hat. People will stare. In envy? In awe? In horror?
Hot Topic has GIR slippers on sale, half off. It’s like wearing GIR’s dog suit. On your feet.
I once gave my sister some battery-powered dinosaur slippers that made crashing noises when she walked…they looked kiind of like these, only bulkier and uglier, with black spots.
Yes, I admit it. My MIL sent me these slippers.
My brother has those, they’re awesome. Plus you can walk around in them going ‘Freudian SLIPpers, geddit? Geddit? Like a Freudian slip, see, but they’re SLIPPERS!’
(It’s not compulsary to behave like that though)
I was given these Ronald and Nancy Reagan Bedroom Slippers for Christmas.
We got my son the killer rabbit slippers. They are HUGE so they’re warm.
Plus, when he props his feet on the chair rail, the mouths fall open.
I want a pair.
Subtle geekery: Acorns are standard issue on every Space Shuttle flight, and have been since the 80’s.
FisherQueen, go with the cuddly cthulhu slippers. The are absolutely adorable. I recently bought 2 cthulhu plush toys (by Toy Vault who also makes the slippers) as Christmas gifts. Everyone thought the cthulhu medium size and mini secret agent plush dolls were terribly cute. I get the feeling that the little guys don’t appreciate the sentiment though. 
Good luck with your slipper shopping!
What the hell ARE those things?? I have never heard of any of them. Some of them are downright creepy…
