Igor: It could be worse.
Dr. Frankenstein: How?
Igor: It could be raining.
:cue rain:
110% humidity.
Must mean your sweat is seeping back in.
Well, ew.
It’s not the hate, it’s the humanity.
And I’m kinda wondering about whether Lynne_kilii made the mistake of going outside and…melted?
Reminds me of a Jack Handey skit… Allow me to paraphrase: "I bet most days, being stuck down in that dungeon would be pretty bad. But one day, you look out your little window there and see a terrible storm (or in this case, triple digit temperatures and wind speeds) and think, MAN! I’m glad I’m not out in THAT!
mt washington?
General Slim, actually, in 1942. Cite: Oxford Book of Military Anecdotes p 427.
That or she’s being steamed alive by that little boy with glasses from The Far Side…
If I ever write a science fiction story I’ll be so tempted to use that weather report…
Then I’m alive, I expect credit when you publish, and luckily, I do live in Colorado, where the weather changes at will, and everything evened out by the time I went outside that day.
Take it up with Mel Brooks. 
Little guy, bug eyes, hunchback? He was hilarious!
Holy crap, 110% humidity and 114mph winds. Isn’t that called a ‘hurricane’?
Well, 114mph winds without humidity is called ‘Havre’.