iGoogle weather states that right now the weather for my area is as follows:
177°F
Clear
Wind: W at 114 mph
Humidity: 110%
I think I’ll hole up here for a while.
Where the hell are you?!? 
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Where the hell are you?!? 
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Exactly. 
Venus can be warm this time of year.
I’m still trying to imagine the conditions necessary for clear sky winds at 114 mph. (shuddering)
Note to self: DO NOT use iGoogle weather OR move to where Lynne_kilii lives, which ever turns out to be right! 
You could poach a lobster in that humidity.
What’s the problem? Water doesn’t even boil until 212˚F.
But proteins coagulate at 140˚F
Somebody farted on the weather sensor again.
Do you live in one of those places where everyone says “If you don’t like the weather now, just wait a few minutes and it’ll change”? Cuz that would be good.
Once the weather thingie said 'winds from the east at zero mph", I wondered how they knew which direction the zero mph winds were coming from
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But proteins coagulate at 140˚F
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Only some proteins. Which is one reason that black smoker biochemistry is so interesting…
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
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It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
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It’s not the hate, it’s the humility.
Ibid.
At least it’s clear.
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It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
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Y’know, it seems like people are always *repeating *that!
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Only some proteins. Which is one reason that black smoker biochemistry is so interesting…
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It’s the Newports isn’t it?
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It’s the Newports isn’t it?
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Yeah, how them crabs can keep their Newports lit while some thousands of feet underwater is absolutely fascinating! (And never get between a stand of tube worms and a fresh carton of Newports, it’s worth your life…)