I am so glad I'm inside right now...

iGoogle weather states that right now the weather for my area is as follows:

177°F
Clear
Wind: W at 114 mph
Humidity: 110%

I think I’ll hole up here for a while.

Where the hell are you?!? :wink:

Exactly. :smiley:

Venus can be warm this time of year.

I’m still trying to imagine the conditions necessary for clear sky winds at 114 mph. (shuddering)

Note to self: DO NOT use iGoogle weather OR move to where Lynne_kilii lives, which ever turns out to be right! :smiley:

You could poach a lobster in that humidity.

What’s the problem? Water doesn’t even boil until 212˚F.

But proteins coagulate at 140˚F

Somebody farted on the weather sensor again.

Do you live in one of those places where everyone says “If you don’t like the weather now, just wait a few minutes and it’ll change”? Cuz that would be good.

Once the weather thingie said 'winds from the east at zero mph", I wondered how they knew which direction the zero mph winds were coming from

Only some proteins. Which is one reason that black smoker biochemistry is so interesting…

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

It’s not the hate, it’s the humility.

Ibid.

At least it’s clear.

Y’know, it seems like people are always *repeating *that! :smiley:

It’s the Newports isn’t it?

Yeah, how them crabs can keep their Newports lit while some thousands of feet underwater is absolutely fascinating! (And never get between a stand of tube worms and a fresh carton of Newports, it’s worth your life…)