Happy birthday, you putz.
Hey, I have some more Care Bears here…want to sleep with them again? 
Happy Birthday.
I hope someone mixes ex-lax into the birthday cake batter.
This is just pathetic. Are you hoping someone will give you fresh meat to felch? Sorry, I’m fresh out of livestock. Happy birthday asshole.
Happy-Fuckin-Birthday kid.
(Still get ID’d for liquer buys?) ;^)
later, Tom
Happy B-Day, kid.
Just because you’re a gonorrhea-infected, remora felching, cock sucking asshole, we have to listen to this incessant cry for attention? Go sodomize a whooping crane, dickhead.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday, maggot breath.
– Sylence
Happy 28, cocksucker.
Happy Birthday !
:wally
Talk about assflaming! Your ass looks like a booster rocket!
Happy birthday, flamer!
John, you stupid pig fucker! I looked through MPSIMS, saw no birthday thread for you, and started one. Then I come here and find this. Now I look like an idiot!
You lousy, goat felching moron!
(How was that? I’m not too good at flaming…)
Happy Birthday! (fucking dipshit)
Happy Birthday, may you live this next year abstaining from goat ass felching, Llamas my man, Llamas!!!
Happy FUCKING Birthday SHIT and CUNT many FELCHER more.
Ya mook.
You auto-felching mouthbreather!
-Sam
What to get John? A stuffed animal?
Happy Birthday.
Now go shove a candle up your ass.
An inflatable lovesheep?
She whispers quietly to herself, “It’s my birthday, too…”
Happy Birthday, John. No flames from me.