I Am *So* Going To Get My Ass Flamed For This.

Happy Birthday, you…you…you…poopyhead!

I know; I was too rough. If he’s gonna grow up to be a man, he’ll have to learn to take his hits.
Happy B-day, **John[/]b

He’s how old?

I always thought you mods were hundreds of years old, with gnarly fingernails and rotten teeth and beards down to yer knees.

Hmph. I always figured John was a grizzled old man, despairing over his own pathetic existence.

Instead he’s a 29 year old anticipating the climax of his own pathetic existence.

To quote Johnny L.A.: Happy fucking birthday!