No, you silly bastard, you’ve got to let the bowl of pudding cool down before stuffing your pud in there. Or were you trying to stuff a turkey?
Happy Birthday, old man. [sub]says the 28 year old[/sub]
Hey!
You don’t look a day over 29!
Must be the clean livin…
Happy Birthday to us, John Corrado! May your birthday be an excellent one!
Christ. This is pathetic.
First you start your own birthday thread last year and then you bump up it this year.
Happy Birthday, ya Fuckdrop.
Happy Birthday! Lots of oreo cookiee ice cream cake have I!!!
Nothing says “cry for help” like re-opening an invitation to board scorn and mockery.
Happy 29th…ya pussy whipped excuse for a mod 
Happy birthday, ass face. (That’s for last year. This year you can go fuck yourself.)
Bring on the dildo-wielding girl scouts !!
Happy Birthday to you and Trouble
You’re only 3 years older than I am? With that fur on your chin, I thought you were at least 40.
Lets review…
Having signed on to the board
and having no life
pitifully, you open a Happy Birthday thread
praising
yourself
But that’s not enough
instead of
realizing it wasn’t funny
then hoping people forget about it,
hopelessly, you revive this thread
disregarding the forum posting rules
and not caring that you bumped an old thread, because
you’re pathetic.
Just
once, I wish you’d realize that you
have to let other people start birthday threads and
not do it yourself.
If you bump this thread again next year, John, remind me to betray your punk-thread-bumping-ass in our next Diplomacy game.
And happy birthday.
Screw all the curmudgeons.
John, Happy Birthday. You’re not old…I’m old.
All the best.
Happy Birthday.
You survived one whole year!
Way to go!
And now, you are almost thirty. Have fun, bumpkins!
Oh for fuck’s sake. 29? I thought you were way older than that.
Happy birthday.
Is it my turn to break out the 25 sock puppets this year?
Happy fuckin’ Birthday, Corrado. Even if you are named after a tacky late 80’s Volkswagen, and even IF you drive a wannabe suburbian pimpmobile.
Oh, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny…
I knew you were screwed up a year ago when you posted your own goddamn birthday thread (even though I had posted one for you out of pity, knowing that you had no friends). But to bump the same exact thread a year later??? That’s just fucking sad.
::shakes head::
Can someone tell me why we keep fuckwads like this around? Geez…
See, I knew you’d do something like this, which is why I didn’t start a thread for you this year (not to mention that you never thanked me for the last one, you little shit).
Motherfucker.
Oh, and all flaming aside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And many more happy returns!
So, you’re just a young whippersnapper? Who so happens to be born on my daughter’s birthday as well??
This is special then.
[breathy Marilyn voice]
*Happy biiiirrrthday tooooo youuuuu…
happpy biiiirthhhdayyyyyyy tooooo youuuuuuuuuu…
Haaaaaaapppppyyyyy biiiirrrrrttthhhhddaaaaayyy, Mister Corraddddddooooooooooooooooo * (hugs self, squeezes cleavage together, twists hips provocatively, undulates, smiles toothy, half-lidded smile)
*Happppyyy biiiirrrrthhhhdaaaayyyyyy…
toooooooooo
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…*
[/breathy Marilyn voice]
[sub]wobbles sweetly offstage amidst wolf howls and obscene whistles[/sub]
May you have many more years to eat shit and die, loser.
Happy birthday.
Sorry for this misspelling. That should have read “fuck you.”
I truly regret the confusion.
Happy birthday, you insignificant little twerp.