I am so happy - there are faggots back in my local shop! Loveley lovely faggots!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels that Britain has been a duller,
less savoury, place without our beloved faggots. So imagine my joy when in
my local co-op yesterday my eye was caught by a pair of eye catching
faggots, easily recognisable by their outlandish appearance. I was so
pleased to see them back in their rightful place. I wasted no time and
grabbed the faggots, and marched up to the checkout (the one that has the
fags behind it) and then promptly marched home with my newly acquired
faggots.

Once home i got them suitably warmed up until they were fully of rich
faggoty goodness. I could barely contain my excitement as I popped them
in my mouth. You can’t beat a really hot faggot for oral satisfaction.
It’s good to have the faggots back. My wife and family also rejoice in the
fact that we can now have all the faggots we want. My wife loves faggots.

Needless to say that after this experience with faggots I have spotted dick
today, which I will share with the wife.

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I like you, you’re silly! :smiley:

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Were they Mr. Brain’s Faggots?

I’m not sure which part of that name is funnier.

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For some reason, I’ve now got a mental image of Anthony Worral-Thompson with faggot residue all over his lips.

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Oh, and you forgot to mention mastication…

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Because you have planted this meme in my brain I will now dislike you for quite a long period.

(Hope you don’t mind.)

7

The hell?

Were cigarettes scarce in Britain recently or something?

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Wow. That was just hilaaaaaaarious. How old are you?

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Ah, faggots. With fava beans and a fine chianti… no, peas and gravy are more the thing. Yum. Once you get the taste for a faggot, you never lose it.

10

Being a public school boy never leaves you.

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PS - This is as distinct from the other kind of faggot, of course - the kind that’s only good to be thrown on a big fire. :slight_smile:

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I don’t like faggots. They make your lungs turn black. Nevertheless, the OP was pretty hilarious. :slight_smile:

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Did you get some fags, too? I’d hate to think you were reduced to picking up fag ends in the street.

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No, that’s fags. This won’t make your lungs turn black, although your stomach might change colors. :smiley:

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:smack: I stand corrected.

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I quite like fag butts.

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The OP was referring to a food item, not cigarettes for those who are puzzled. I intend to try faggots (among many other things) if I ever go visit the UK. Spotted Dick. (Does Spotted Dick taste much like bread pudding?) Faggot.

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A curriculum of dressing in drag for plays, homoerotic team sports and sodomy tends to have that effect. :wink:

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That’s all well and good, just don’t throw your fags out the window when you’re done with them as they generally take about 400 years to decompose.

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I wonder how they put that on the transcripts. And it is required if you’re going into medical school?