I am so happy - there are faggots back in my local shop! Loveley lovely faggots!

Oh My God! I don’t use he expression often but it is called for in a situation like this.

You can get spotted dick in a can?! Eeeewwwwwwwwww! :eek: real spotted dick is bad enough! That’s someting you don’t get in Australia! And people think we’re weird! Over here you have to make your own. And I admit I do make it (once a year, on fathers day). But (shock horror) I put chocolate in it.

Heh heh …the first Google result for ‘spotted dick’ is this Staff Report!