I Am Somewhat Upset Over Two Things (Miss America related)

One reason I so fully and enthusiastically support American 1st Amendment style Freedom of Speech (as opposed to more limited speech rights of Canada and Europe) is that people are free to spew whatever hateful or stupid shit they want to.

And then we know the true content of their character.

I’m not sure if that’s racist or not, but I admit I laughed.

Maybe because I’m in software, where I live in constant vague fear that a competent person on the other side of the globe can undersell my services.

I think what is disturbing is not that folks like this exist, but that they apparently feel no shame in broadcasting it.

We’re dealing with people who are too stupid to even handle being a bigot.

They really should eliminate the swimsuits.

Not that round of the competition. Just the swimsuits.

People would start watching the Miss America contest again.

They’re just adopting a “follow the sun” strategy.

There would also be no need for “butt glue,” which one of the contestants admitted to applying backstage (so her bikini bottom wouldn’t ride up). My husband and I initially heard this as “butt lube” and had a nice laugh.

I want to be a fly on the wall the next you and your husband confuse “lube” and “glue.”

So Miss America must be familiar with a product known as “butt glue”. And people think Miley is a bad example for girls…

That was* Penthouse*. But point taken.

At least it would be one worth looking at.

No, don’t you see, she’s also an Army Sergeant. So you gotta Support the Troops[sup]TM[/sup]. And if she doesn’t win is because the Judges were PC Liberals.

I am reminded of the episode of King of the Hill where Kahn moves in and Hank’s friends try and goad Cotton (a Vietnam-war vet) into a fight by saying that Kahn is Vietnamese, to which he peers in and says, “No you ain’t, you’re Lao-atian, ain’t yeh!”

Cotton fought in World War II not Vietnam

Probably all for the best. Had she won they’d’ve offered her champagne and tried to wine and dine her and a woman is only so strong on the happiest day of her life so she’d have to reset her sobriety date.

Great suggestion! Mind if I modify the search with “Salma Hayek nude” or “Salma Hayek From Dusk Till Dawn?”

Doesn’t mean he didn’t spend some time in French Indochina, where he would learn about the various peoples living there.

“Those people” can only set it North.

And she should want to go to college to be a veterinarian because she loves children.

You mean because her chow loves children?

There was a young couple named Kelly
Who were forced to walk belly-to-belly
Because, in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

This guy/gal at least has a “Simpsons” understanding of geography:

Miss America? You mean Miss 7-11.

Or, y’know, maybe Anaamika has actually experienced racial prejudice first hand, and reading about such jerkish comments by twitter trash really does upset her.

And be a freshman in her fourth year at UCLA.