I am Spartacus.
I am He Who Must Be Obeyed.
I just am.
I am…the one everybody hates, or at least seriously dislikes a heck of a lot…
Not that that’s a good thing…
IDBB
I didn’t know I was supposed to be hating you, IDBB. Hell, I am a bad boy - you’re my fan club. I can’t hate you.
I’m the gossipy neighbor across your fence. Who can never quite get her coding straight.
I’m an attention whore.
I said I’m an attention whore. Is anyone paying attention to me yet?
I also think I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure.
Hey there lel! Good to see you. How’s it goin’?
Not sure?
Well, keep me posted.
Hi, boys and girls, I’m Biffy the Elephant Shrew and I’m the insectivore of the group.
Great, Ringo! Just wonderful, or maybe terrible! Look? See me? Huh huh?
What thread was that? I want to see!
I am God.
But seriously, I’m the guy who makes dumb posts.
Like this one.
Urdy Burdy I LIKE POO hahahaha
I’m the Barely-Relevant Driveby Comment woman.
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!
–I’ve said too much.
I am, I cried.
Well, since the Neil Diamond references are out there:
I’m the Frog Who Dreamed Of Being A King, and then Became One.
I am not DDG!
I am woman, hear me mumble.
Sorry, I was trying to show that I’m the guy who posts in the wrong thread…and…
oh nevermind.
I’ll just be the guy who tries to be clever and isn’t.