I am the master of balance

I can stack four oranges on top of one another.

Cite.

You may be a master of balance, but for me Oolong will always be the master of balance.

Appropriate username/post combo.

Does Balance know this?

You know, that hadn’t occurred to me. Good point.

Can you do that with billiard balls?

You need a hobby, love.

Your cite is unacceptable. Video is required. We have no way of knowing there were no skewers or adhesives used to achieve the stackage. Surely you know better than this. :mad:

(And, no, I won’t stop calling you Shirley.)

She has a hobby.

At least you’re not claiming it can only be done on the vernal equinox, or some such nonsense.

It can only be done on my birthday. Tomorrow? Ker-splat.

<sings> Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Malleus, Incus, Sta-apes!, happy birthday to yooooooou!

Photoshop

CGI

Mirrors

Mass hallucination

Black magic

You’re not the boss of me! :stuck_out_tongue:

:smiley:

Me Gusta

No no no. Sasuke is the master of balancing.