I just searched on my username for the last week and noticed that of the 10 threads listed, I was the last poster in 5 of them.
This leads me to an inescapable conclusion.
I killed them.
Look on me you teeming millions and despair, for I am the thread killer!
Somehow I was hoping to be remembered for something else, but what can you do? Some people are born to greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
:rolleyes:
Nah, you don’t kill them. It’s just that once you say what you say, there’s nothing left to be said. We are in awe of your glibitude and observationalism. You rock, man! Thumbs up! Yay!
I have been tempted to make this thread for months.
Check my stats, I am the invisible woman.
P.S. I just killed your thread, HA-HA!
I will not let another thread die in vain!
Thou shalt not kill threads.
I hate competition.
Then you’re gonna hate me…
Sounds like a challenge.
A duel, is it? What’s the thread-killer of choice be, bad puns? Obscure references at 50 paces? Hand-to-hand non-sequiturs?
Thread-killer of choice to be.
Crappy grammar at high noon. :rolleyes:
I have 14 confirmed kills since the Great Board Crash of 2002. Might this be #15?
Nope.
Only 14 since the crash? Perhaps you were not listening Grasshopper.
I’ve killed 5 in the last 3 days!
Although, if memory serves, ultrafilter’s kung fu is very strong.
Hi-Ya! goes into dreaded banana slug stance
(FCM: glibitude? Why you sweet thing you!
“Everything dies, baby, that’s a fact;
But, maybe everything that dies, someday comes back…”
this thread is doomed to walk the planet forever, neither dead nor fully alive.
Behold the ZOMBIE THREAD
It’s not dead yet.
Gather round children, it’s high times ye learned about the rise and fall of the Threadkillers. Not saying that you guys are copying, but there is a history here. Bear with me, because if does have a moral. Back before the great board re-vamp Threadkillers became quite a phenomenom. (Caused by me, I humbly add.) Good fun all around. Lots of pastries.
But then we tried doing it again and things got a bit out of hand. Like, 21 pages out of hand. The mods came in and decided that any contests revolving solely around pointless filler posts that loaded up the server with completely purposeless posts were bad ideas, since they just slow the server down.
So in answer your original statement, Bumbazine, particlewill is the undisputed SDMB Super-Mega-Ultimate-Threadkiller-of-DOOM. Sorry, but the title’s been taken, and it doesn’t look like it’ll be transferred any time soon. And the moral, as promised: Threadkilling’s all fun and games till the server loses its bandwith.
Why is it so bad to be the last person to post? Why isn’t it like getting the last word in during a discussion? Some people do their best to get the last word and yet on the board it really is a downer to see that you were the last one to post. 
You may be the thread killer, but I’m the egg man.
coo coo ca choo!
Yeah, I thought about that Jester. I was around for those threads too. But then I thought: “Hey, it’s me. Nobody reads my posts anyway.” And I figured I’d get 15, maybe 20 replys, tops. So I went ahead, anyway. 
Mods: in the unlikely event this thing goes past two pages, kill it.
And just for the record, I’m the old fogey around here.
[sub]Man, that's slow. Why would anyone do that for real?[/sub]
Actually, non-sequiturs are a good idea. Drinking in a tree is a bad idea.
[sub]Man, that's slow. Why would anyone do that for real?[/sub]
Actually, non-sequiturs are a good idea. Drinking in a tree is a bad idea.Let this thread never die!!! He who kills it will be known forever as ** The Killer of Threads **. (PLease dear GOD, I don’t want to be the killer of threads… Make it ** TheOtherOne **. Thank you lord ;)!