So, fucked if ya do, and fucked if ya don’t, eh? 
I am indeed male. At least, since last time I checked. That was about ten minutes ago. Wait, let me check again looks down Ok, yeah, definitely male.
But I dont know if I grok your question. Am I getting some action or not?
This calls for a personal introduction thread methinks. Stay tuned!
My spider sense was right. You are going to remain actionless (at least from moi).
EMBARGO ON!
You are not alone in your belief. Hopefully it will bring you comfort that I will pry the torch from your cold, dead hands, and carry it on in your memory.
He does in the TV series. Whether he continued to say that in any stage or alternative production of that sketch is hard to confirm.
I have to say I liked your old name better. But whatever you do is fine in my book, because you agreed with me about how vintage cars are cooler than newer ones (one of the few car people here that seem to be on my side - Johnny L.A. might be one too.)
Only because I actually own a Meredes SL class. You know, Purchase Justification Reflex and all.
Can I just call you “The User” for short?