I am tired of you playing the cripple

The BBQ Pit
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No

I mean the brother of that goodwill craigslist guy.

DAMN THSI AUTRO CRRE T THING IS COMEXY GOLD

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how old is your daughter?

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Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I’ll never forget it.

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FFS = Facial Feminization Surgery?

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FFS = Fantastic Flying Schwartzes

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Sounds kinda antisemitic to me

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It could be more a mental issue - a centipede’s dilemma.

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Fanatical Feminist Slug?

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I thought he meant Matt Damon, you know, from that movie, God Will Hunting?

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Would the OP please explain what the fuck you are on about?

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How sure are you of the wisdom of this question?

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Can he use Cerebro…?

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I understand it all! And I’ve got the perfect solution.

But if the OP doesn’t want to put in 30 seconds to actually communicate, neither do I.

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Hey now millions of us suffer from dead ass syndrome and its no walk in the park I assure you.

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Nor is it a cakewalk, although someone left the cake out in the rain.

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I tooted

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My guess is the OP was PWD – posting whilst drunk/doped/demented/delusional/depressed/ “your comment here”.

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Whatever. Just stop taking Matt Damon’s name in vain. Only his buddy Aflac can do that.

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I haven’t seen Bats vs Supes yet, but I have no problem with Aflac as Batman… as long as we’re talking about the duck.

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You know who else was antisemitic?