Looks like I’ll die before I hit 71. I’m 66 now. :rolleyes:
I guessed at my BMI being 40 and it gave me until August 28 of this year – 32 more days, time to plan the farewell party to end all farewell parties. Then I saw the BMI calculator, which puts it at 34 and recalculated. I’ll be dying this Thursday.
Anybody want to buy tickets to a play this weekend?
- Wow. I’m awesome.
I apparently died in 2011.
I never noticed.
I just got 98, was elated, but now am picturing myself in a diaper with shit for brains.
Please god please let me be like Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Nonsense - the rules discriminating against zombies were ditched years ago.
Oh, and I got “103” as my death age.
2052… I’ll be a hundred and one.
It’s a bitch if I actually have to work until I die,
July 24th 2077? Sounds pretty tedious, to be honest.
- The year I’ve been predicting since I was a kid.
Granny said her homemade pure lye soap was the secret to her youthful looks. Might wanna start looking at some how to videos on youtube.
I died 5 years ago; I must be in Heaven because I have no trouble getting pizza or Tollhouse chocolate chip cookies.
December 2020 for me. At least I won’t have to shovel too much snow.
Normal mode, 9 years. Optimistic, 22 years. Pessimistic, already dead.
Now that I’m dead, I can finally make a living.
Dead man posting!
Myself, I have until Saturday, April 5, 2031. Woo-hoo!
Day of Death: August 7, 2016. Shit! Only 863,830 seconds left to achieve my life’s dream of streaking across the infield during an Angels game!
Also, [spoilered to not ruin anyone’s fun]:
The clock actually gives you wildly different dates every time you click on it. My data gave me death dates from 2008 to 2035. Attitude (“mode”) makes a very large difference, with optimistic being best, and sadistic (surprisingly enough) being the worst.
It has now given me the same date three times; I expect it to tell me to stop asking since I’m already dead.
But I have learned something: In spite of being dead, life goes on.
Dead, schmed - as long as you got your health.
Regards,
Shodan
It says if I lose 50 lbs then I can add two years onto my lifespan. Meh.
Those stupid bastards!
They were told to wind the clock up, not You…
Impossible except when eating tongue cold cuts, and I’m not even sure if the stores sell them anymore.