It has been a long time since I addressed my court, but it is gratifying to see I still have some of your loyalty:
How’s the Royal Heir doing?
Almost 4 and more fun than barrel of monkeys!
Wow! Just seems like yesterday he was born.
I gotta couple princesses you might be willing to give a promise or special arrangement to.
I’ll be waiting on the court decree. No need to worry about glass slippers or kissing while they sleep. Just lead them to room the royal jewels are kept. And show me the money. 
You’re still king?!? Hope you’re not mad about what I did to that guy I thought was just pretending to be one of your viziers. I could have sworn you were deposed or de-somethinged years ago.
Oh, this is not going to end well for you, buckaroo. Just you wait!
I must admit that a barrel of monkeys sounds less like a thing that would be “fun” and more like a thing that would be “extremely cruel and spectacularly smelly”.
Cruel to whom? The king, The prince or the monkeys? 
I am King, and everybody has to do as I say, or I can’t be King anymore.
Since my first post in this thread, my allegiance has shifted, by the natural turn of events, from Her late Majesty to His current Majesty.
All flesh is as grass, etc.