I’ve decided that I am your king. Those who pay homage to me will earn my royal favor; those who do not will earn my wrath.
Think carefully on it. The favor of the king can be a powerful asset. I may even make you one of my ministers, or, if you’re very lucky, my vizier.
Hi, King 4-Eyes!
Sorry, we have a Queen and I’ve already sworn allegiance to her.
All hail the king! Long live King iiii. I want the job of jester. But really I’d do just about anything for you. You need only ask.
Oooooo, a Vizier! Wait, can I be your Grand Vizier? Or…Panjumdrum? Demi-potentate?
Hmmm. Nope - Vizier it us!
I predict we’ll get along swimmingly, sir!
Pay you homage?
Will you take a check?
~VOW
I will gather together a small collection of random gewgaws and put them on display* in kind of an altar-tyoe thingy as an homage to you, my new king! Will that work for ya?
*with candles and incense, of course
A Vizier’s only job is to shade the king’s iiiis
Are y’all actively trying to usurp my position at court? This does not make me happy. Which in turn will piss off King iiii. People might be be-headed. I’m just saying.
You’ve been usurped.
I am now the King.
I will never bow to you!
Um, either of you.
Long live the Republic!
Explain the benefits of the monarchy over our current system. I’m in a receptive mood.
well, you see - I’m the king becuase i says I’m the king and God ordained it. Anyone who disagrees is serving evil, since I’m clearly good.
We also save alot of money on elections that would just name me king anyway
and Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Well, I didn’t vote for you.
You’re already doing a better job than 4 eyes.
Throwing shade? I can do that!
Can I be the court jester/royal assassin? Otherwise [chucky Bronson]no dice[/CB]
So you would prefer to have your fate decided by majority opinion rather than being ruled by me, whose right to kingship was passed down from ancestors said to be a god and a mermaid. Fool!
Hey I said jester first. You can have the royal ass.job. Too messy for me. I dub you you Lord Chamberpot. Clink( that was a royal decree coming down)
Long live King iiii.
Not that other guy.
I’m fresh out of homage, but I have some Tootsie Rolls and a DVD copy of The Nightmare Before Christmas. What’ll that buy me?