no one likes jesters, let alone jesters of recently disposed kings.
quick - say something funny.
the position of Jester is yours for the taking.
Noooooooo! You can’t do that. I have the urge to tell a long convoluted tale about the lil’wrekkers allergies. And how my cats have been so cute today. I’m not playing. It’s gonna be sickening. And it will be all your fault for boring the kingdom to death. Plus I brought pies ( yes plural)
( my loyalties have shifted long live King Simster, he’s such a cool king)
hey - I’m the King - remember that proclamation I made not 10 posts ago??
I name you official kitten tamer and taker carer of snotty nosed children - go forth, Madame Loratadine.
You can leave the pies.
Its a good day…
Ahh. Peace in the kingdom. And I want a tiger. Please. King-o-dude. (Hail and shit)
Never let it be said that this King does not listen to his peaple - I give you your tiger
I am the Grand Poobah. As such you are subservient to me and sovereign administrator (subject to my whim) of the SDMB; one if my many kingdoms.
Ignore that pretender simster.
Grand Poobah? Grand Poobah? What? This ain’t ‘The Flintstones’
I don’t think Good* King Simster is gonna look kindly on you. I’d get thee to the county line, asap!
- good cause I have a tiger ( kinda).
Well how’d you become king then?
I smell a coup d’etat.
All this royal intrigue is getting me down. King-o-dude Simster we need a royal pah-tay!
One of you mentioned beer. You have my, er, vote.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!
Yea, verily.
writes “VOID” across the face of first check
Okay, I’m trying to pay my homage here. To whom do I make this check?
Better spell your name out for me. I don’t want to screw up another check.
~VOW
Just make it out to “KING”. The real one will have no trouble cashing it.
Ehh, why not. Makes more sense and is easier to follow than my country’s current political situation. bobs a curtsy.
I, I will be King
And you, you will be Queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can be heroes just for one day
We can be us just for one day
Good grief. Has it been three years already 
“I am still your emperor.”
simster, you are confined to the dungeon. So says the king.