Whoever thought up this board, the cafe society (I’m overlooking the missing accent), I applaud you. I am forever in your debt.
It was all my idea.
Yo! Gair-son, there’s a fly in my cappacino!
elle you’re supposed to say
Then I can reply
Pure comedy Genius 
I was going to start a thread like this myself, but couldn’t decide where to put it, great new forum.
sorry elelle, for misspelling your name.
Quiet! Everyone else will want one!
-or-
Don’t worry. He won’t drink much.
…or…“the backstroke.”
Thank you. Thank you. We’ll be here all week. etc.
Hey! What’s with all you jokers? I was just hopin’ Mr. Hookahlele would stop by on his rounds & fish awhile in my mug so’s I could tell him how snappy his new beret looked.
“The backstroke”, ya say? I dunno, with all the caffeine, the l’il bugger looks like he’s doin’ a psychedelic Buzzby Zzzzz number…