The insurance is purchased, the bill of sale is typed up and ready for signature, the check is in my wallet, and Saturday I pick up the SuaMobile.
“And what, pray tell, is the SuaMobile?,” you ask.
The SuaMobile is a 1979 Cadillac Sedan DeVille. This baby is red-and-white two-tone, with 127,000 miles on it, a 425 in[sup]3[/sup] engine under the hood. I’ve heard the model (accurately) described as “a tank with a super luxury interior.”
I’m buying it from the original owner (my great aunt), who was diligent (nay, obsessive) in maintaining it. And can prove it - she gave me the complete maintenance records for the car.
All I need now are the fuzzy dice and a “Keep on Trucking” bumper sticker, and I’ll be the grooviest honkey in Brooklyn.