Yup… ahhhh huh I won. Thats right I won. I am the victor and Anniz is now mine by fate of football.
I did TOO win! I am the winner.
Trust me on this.
C’mmer Anniz… and don’t forget the chapstick, your gonna need it.
I won.
Really.
I did.
looks left, looks right
Seriously!
What is it, 61-28 so far? NOT in your favor?
Uh, Whammo, I don’t want to be negative here, but have you consulted Anniz? Because I get the distinct impression that she is somewhat attached to her Montfort.
But hey, I’ve been wrong before.
oh… see, she has no choice in the matter.
…i won… really.
Good one, Whammy, I had to double-check the results. Of course, it’s not finished yet, but if Riemersma gets 50-some points tonight, I’ll concede defeat.
You can’t have Anniz, though. She’s mine and is not negotiable. Nope, no way, you’re not going to have her.
Ahh, victory!
That game is DEAD in my eyes! I no longer have a game!
…or an offence for that matter…
sigh
…or Anniz…
Hey Monty, would you like me to get you some salt to rub in his wounds, too?
Hey, Whammo.
You’re not the one that gets
any nude pictures of me.:D:D:D:D
HA!!!
So am I joking or not??
I’m not going to tell…:D:D:D:D
BTW, Montfort,
it was great to hear your voice yesterday.
You have a very nice and kind voice.
Funny, I’d thought that the notion of women as booty that we men could fight over had gone the way of the buggy whip.
Mynd you, if that ethic was still in force, I’d expect the fight to take the form of a duel at twenty paces, or maybe even a war.
But fantasy football?! Let’s show a little class here.
If you’re going to try to sell the idea of single combat for a woman’s hand (and other assets :p), it’s gotta be a form of combat that impresses the woman, at least to some modest extent.
If today the ground of combat is fantasy football, next thing you know, it will be hopscotch or tiddlywinks, and then where would we be? Why, the women in question would be too busy laughing their heads off to take notice of, or give recognition to, which not-so-testosterone-laden males ‘won’ them. When they were done laughing, they’d go off and smooch with each other, and not even let us watch.
Now maybe a mano-a-mano slugfest in GD over property rights or gun control…
[This post contains elements of satire, and should in no way be interpreted as indicative of RTFirefly’s actual views on anything.]
RTF, dont lie. you know that everything should be solved by warfare.
They should have a trivia test.
Watch out Joey, you’re next on my quest to win the league. I hope you won’t embarrass yourself like Whammy did, though.
RTFirefly, very funny. Would Whammo really want to duel me for Anniz, I wouldn’t want to do it in such a geeky way, either. I know fencing. I could easily take him with a sword…
Anniz, thank you for being you.