Ah, that makes more sense. I thought he was trying to blow quickly through Step 9.
Damn it …I hate this time of year…I keep writing 5767 on my checks… :smack:
tsfr
I offer my apologies, as well, to those whom I have hurt with my words here. I’m not always the best person I can be, and I will strive to improve in the New Year.
L’shanah tovah tikatev v’taihatem, C K, Scuba_Ben, ThisSpaceForRent (I think); L’shanah tovah tikatevi v’taihatemi, MsRobyn and all my other Jewish brethren here at the Straight Dope. May everyone be inscribed and sealed!
This, no lie, is almost word for word what I was going to post.
If’ you’ve offended Stephen Colbert, you might want to take a moment to call 1-800-OOPS-JEW.
Ed Asner: If this is Mr. Colbert, I guess you could say this is Edward Os-NAY.
Stephen: Ed, I’m ready to accept your apology.
Ed: There’s no way in hell I’m apologizing. You asked me to wear the bracelet. I wore it because I care about wrists, not about you.
Stephen: Everything is about me, Ed.
Ed: You are a stooge for the administration, and a shill for big business. You’re everything that’s wrong with this country.
Stephen: So you won’t say you’re sorry?
Ed: I’ll say you’re a sorry son-of-a-bitch.
Stephen: Apology accepted.
Ed: I didn’t apologize.
Stephen: Too late, congratulations on a successful atonement.
Ed: I didn’t atone. You know what Mr. ColberT? You’ve got spunk.
Stephen: Well, thank you Mr. Asner, that’s nice of you to say.
Ed: I hate spunk!
Aww shucks…I would be proud to be included as a brethren but it would be a lie…(got snipped at birth 
)
The “5767 on my checks” schtick was a favorite of mine when I worked as a waiter/bartender in a white linen hash-house in Clayton MO.
shalom
tsfr
I notice you didn’t start this in the Pit. Good move, Dex. 
Have a good fast.
Just remember not to overexert yourself. Take it slow while you’re on your fast.
Shalom, all. May your names be written in the Book of Life.
FINALLY!! I can come back to the boards now!
Thank you, Dex, but there was really no need.
I already forgave you when you cut me off on the I-95 just before the Jacksonville exchange. It was minor, and I did’t even need to lock up the brakes.
Hell, if I had had such a truly hot brunette blowing in MY ear in that convertible, I’d of probably wrecked all 6 lanes of traffic!
So, shalom!
(Apologies to our Jewish friends here if I said that last sentence wrong)
What about the people you HAVEN’T offended, eh? Where’s OUR apology? Asshole.